Apple Valley, Minnesota

A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.

Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.

by Areallyfunnyguy January 7, 2012

Apple Juice Thief

One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.

That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.

by KSjuice_efficianado February 28, 2009

green apple squirts

Explosive and colorful diarrhea.

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".

by Prilpethoe June 30, 2016

extreme apple picking

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it

We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking

by Dave K January 16, 2004

Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex

Cum here and suck my apples big daddy.

by Bigdaddyslimsexy June 13, 2016

apple juice body

someone who has the body shape of a motts apple juice bottle upside down or someone with a muffin top

william those pants arent going to fit you, you got an apple juice body

by ur dad's prostate August 26, 2019

Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

by CC-Bone January 9, 2008