Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

by lug33 March 17, 2010

Car Boot Syndrome

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

by Dilkes July 7, 2011

Muscle Car

A popular, and possibly one of the coolest toons to ever play Disney's Toontown Online. Muscle Car was a red bunny who commonly was seen in Nutty River, and Toon Valley. His toons were Muscle Car: 126 Laff. Muscle Car:123 Laff. He was also listed in the Top 10 list of most popular toons. He was a kick-ass player.

Man, Muscle Car is so cool.

by Xxbfmvpoison January 1, 2012

key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

by nick_g July 6, 2010

clown car cunt

When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.

"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"

by missjade July 23, 2012

Germantown Car Wash

Germantown Car Wash
Noun.

Drenching yourself in Axe body spray with no regard to the people around you.

Typically done by people from germantown.

Typically done before and/or after gym class

Guy 1: Yo the hallway smells terrible because someone gave themself a Germantown Car Wash

Guy 2: Gross

by QuincyDictionary January 8, 2018

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023