anal-dwelling aliens 

Aliens that dwell in ones rectum
-or-
communists.

one time i was beamed up on a UFO, and the shoved an egg up my ass.
And when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to Jebus, looked just like Joseph Stalin.

anal-dwelling aliens by Boersma July 1, 2005

anal swab 

Pertaining to a guy who steals other peoples calls and uses it on them and claims credit for the calls. What dick thing to do. Yes Guy, im talking to you.

Guy Manton AKA the "Mc stooge" Theif of the payout "anal swab"

anal swab by Ma Nigga August 14, 2006

anal ranger 

Referring to a homosexual.
Often used as an insult.

Elton John is an anal ranger.

Yeah dude I saw you watching that Lifetime movie. Your such an anal ranger.

anal ranger by Erik (Bay) December 26, 2008

anal dwelling cum nugget 

name reserved for the worlds largest idiots.

george is an anal dwelling cum nugget

anal dwelling cum nugget by Dark Mousy December 8, 2007

Anal Pouting 

Anal pouting is what a boy does when his girl refuses to take it in the rear.

Brian's anal pouting was was not enough to weaken Mary's resolve and open her back door.

Anal Pouting by pout inflictor October 6, 2009

Anal squeenching 

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.

The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.

Anal squeenching by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011

Anal Stretcher 

Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.

Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.

Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost

Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?

Anal Stretcher by anal12345 June 9, 2012