short dick it

incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.

bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.

by boot leg ;P April 16, 2016

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Aidan Nguyen (short)

got a 4 on ap gov exam loser

I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)

by 5onapgov September 27, 2023

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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024

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A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago

I went on a run a very short time ago

by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 01, 2020

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El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.

That El Shorts has seen some stuff.

by Locano May 01, 2013

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