Tape Job

The act of one wraping duct tape(sticky side up of course) around ones hand or hands and performing what is known as a hand job. Although pleasurable beaware that this might cause a bleeding and burning sensation to the penis.

-Hey Max, did you jsut get a tape job from Jordan?
-Yeah man, and my dick still on fire.

by Max and Jordan November 16, 2006

Nose Job

When a girl with a big nose gives you a blow job and the end of her nose massages your penis.

What Ahslee Simpson would give you.

by Karate Allah October 27, 2004

Steve Job

A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.

"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"

"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"

by steve lol February 17, 2013

caught on the job

when one is thrashing away like a mad monkey.... (furiously masturbating) and not being in a state of awareness to anything going on around you. Which can leave you open to been caught on the job by a family member, friend, lover, unsuspecting civilian etc..

awwww man i was thrashin well bad the other day when i was caught on the job by some random person walking by.

by howler monkey September 23, 2005

Pop Job

A specialized blow job in which the girl (or guy, if you roll that way...) first sucks on a ring pop or other powerfully colorful sucker candy, and then proceeds to suck off their significant other, turning his penis the color of the ring pop. Especially popular during ring-pop fundraiser season in high school.

Dude 1: Man all these key club kids selling ring pops is getting annoying.

Dude 2: Nah man, its great. My girlfriend bought a bunch and gave me a pop job after a blue raspberry.

Dude 1: Thats the best flavor!

Dude 2: Yah, and my dick still looks like papa smurf's.

by buffxcrunner December 16, 2009

Jan Jobs

is when a Jan receives a hand job

there's Jan again getting Jan Jobs

so Jan i heard your girlfriend gave you a hand job?

Jan: "oh ya you mean Jan job"

by Self Titled July 20, 2011

tie job

When your Man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he's been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.

"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that tie job. But i tied it too tight and his bellend fell off"

by ihearttiejobs March 4, 2009