Ham

Home and masturbate

Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.

Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.

by ColJack June 14, 2019

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

Ham

This is when your pussy stink but it ain’t fishy

Wow my pussy stink of ham

by JapaneseElderlyMan June 21, 2019

ham palace

Another word for a fat chicks pussy. When the walls can't keep the skin in, its a ham palace.

"Bro, better bring the flour to find this chicks ham palace"

by AIDSFUCK August 8, 2019

Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman

Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.

by bizzeb August 27, 2019

ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018