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Apple Valley, Minnesota

A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.
Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
by Areallyfunnyguy January 7, 2012
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green apple squirts

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".
by Prilpethoe June 30, 2016
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Apple Juice Thief

One who drinketh thine apple juice but does not returneth.
That man is so lowly he is considered an apple juice thief.
by KSjuice_efficianado February 28, 2009
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Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.
"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."
by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010
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extreme apple picking

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking
by Dave K January 16, 2004
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Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex
by Bigdaddyslimsexy June 13, 2016
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apple juice body

someone who has the body shape of a motts apple juice bottle upside down or someone with a muffin top
william those pants arent going to fit you, you got an apple juice body
by ur dad's prostate August 26, 2019
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