Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!
Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
by EdRoyce March 22, 2023
Get the magic swizzlemug. Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
Get the magic office ridemug. Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.
by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020
Get the Magic hairmug. Aubrey: Yo , Kevin can you babysit my kid ?
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night.
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
Get the Magic Applemug. The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
Get the The Magical Boonmug. A term used to describe what happens when the sun goes down and real-world problems no longer seem to matter.
by DiscoDelight September 24, 2011
Get the Night Magicmug. by REALmagic September 7, 2021
Get the Magicmug.