national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner

its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!

by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024

national appreciate your ex day

on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them

guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine

by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021

shit on your nana

the act of shitting on ones nana.

person 1: YO
person 2: ILL SHIT ON YOUR NANA

by (NA-NA) January 28, 2014

May your woes be many, and your days be few.

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023

snap your bag

Hurry up so we can get going

Snap your bag dude we are going to be late for work!

by PLANTAINBONER May 31, 2020

i-know-your-ip

it's a common virus for people it forces them to say I know your IP over and over again

1: hey, do you have the i-know-your-ip virus?
2: i-know-your-ip i-know-your-ip
1: alright *grabs gun*

by sugmaballs183128ii May 4, 2022

Got Your Nose

A sex act of eating someone’s arse out. The recipient then tense their arse and says “got your nose”.

I was licking Chloe’s arse out last night and she used the “got your nose”

by Lilshoe June 11, 2022