You're fucking your ass from within

This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.

Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?

by betard6000 June 23, 2021

National Grab-some-more Ass Day

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.

Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day

by Donald Skin May 25, 2018

all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question

My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork

by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017

I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

by hornyaf December 28, 2014

not know ones ass from ones elbow

(variants; a hole in the ground may replace ones Elbow)
To be cofused aboutr something.

Some people on this dictionary do not know thier asses from thier elbows.

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

Ass over tea kettle

In the state of being pissed off

John I'm so ass over tea kettle , my bitch Tina just left me.

by Assoverteakettle July 26, 2013

National Girl slaps Boys Ass day

All girls need to slap the boys ass and call em thick!

National girls slap boys ass day is from April 19-22

National girl slaps boys ass day All girls slap boys booty for revenge
Example: omg did you just see Jessica slapped Tony’s butt.

by Alex666hoe April 18, 2019