I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Tetris Dat Shit

The act of one or more individuals interlocking steps used to step up and get boats.

Man Ryan and I really Tetris Dat Shit yesterday.

by :HLKJFGDZSF July 10, 2014

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

shit skittle

The act of having colored shit

Honey after I ate those cookies I got a shit skittle

by SWS meds November 8, 2020

Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022

SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you smear SHIT all over your body and especially YOUR FANNY.

Standing in front of the fan.as when the SHIT HITS THE FAN. you are in ecstasy especially by the feel of the DRYING EFFECT of SHIT and the aromatic SHIT FUMES.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021

Type Shit

A behavior or situation that the person you’re answering probably will be familiar with. “Type Shit” is used Instead of describing exactly what happened or the mundane details of the situation/behavior.

How was your vacation?

“ it was wild , lots of promiscuous type shit.”

by Warriorm3 February 5, 2024