Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

Dick-inputtable

Somebody/something into whom/which you would potentially agree to sexually and/or casually stick your penis.

Have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!

Have you tried the crème brûlée? It is really dick-inputtable.

by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 2, 2018

dick

Typically, someone who uses girls for nudes and sex. Things he's the hot shit, when really girls gag when they see him

Omg, Shawn asked me for pictures of me feet the other night. What a dick

by ilikefishal0t November 21, 2021

Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012

Rick and Dick

This is when you fuck your significant other, while blasting “Never Gonna Give You Up” so the whole neighbourhood can hear you

“Yo dude, what did you and that club chick do last night!”
“We did the old ‘Rick and Dick’ move
“Oh, that’s what I heard last night”

by Hingleyman26 May 16, 2018

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021

chilli-dicking

Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.

They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.

by mcgruffallo November 13, 2021