Level 10 shit

A good shit where you ate garlic bread.

I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.

by shitte_ton November 24, 2017

shit whit

Someone with shit for brains

Did you hear the idea Dale came up with at the meeting? He's a total shit whit

by Pagoda King August 3, 2017

Shit pocket

When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.

Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET

by Traveling ass January 11, 2015

Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey April 22, 2018

Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af

“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.

by richprincess February 13, 2020

Kum shit

when your bf kums in the backdoor and you put your fingers in it to smell it.

pat got the kum shits

by M eanes January 29, 2023