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Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.
Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."
by The Cannon June 27, 2008
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Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013
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Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.
When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.
by MalumLibrum958 December 2, 2022
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Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.
I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.
by Mathew's alt May 21, 2022
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Fucking pussy bitch ass hoe

It means huge massive alpha male man bigist man
Me: ay ceoladh ur a fucking pussy bitch ass hoe
Ceoladh : thank youuu
by Shssbwhevevwvwb January 9, 2021
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
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Blow your ass horn

To ues your ass to make a sound by blowing gass out it or in other words to fart.
by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010
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