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Shit

It’s something that you leave in the toilet
Every time I take a shit I fear that the shit will take me
by ProfessionalShittaker May 31, 2018
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shit factor

N. The opposite of an "it factor". The undefinable quality that makes some one unlikable.
Ben Affleck's shit factor is off the charts
by JoeStizzy March 11, 2017
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Waleed shit

Refers to something VERY corny, stupid, and childish
This is the most Waleed shit ever”
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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009
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Boog Shit

All of your SBRs, Tactical equipment and other items that may violate the NFA. Typically frowned upon to own by many Federal Agencies including but not limited to. The ATF, the FBI, the DoD, or the Department of Homeland Security.

Owning any boog shit significantly increases your chances of having your dog shot, or home burnt down by a federal task force
The ATF: Come out now! we know you have Boog Shit!
Me: I have nothing! I'm already suffering from that horrible boating accident that made me lose all of my perfectly legal firearms!
The ATF: Guess we'll just have to shoot his dog now.
by Aggbir May 22, 2023
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Shit and sticks

Something that is sloppily made, looks shitty and equally in quality
Darn, this house is made out of shit and sticks
by dum bo August 16, 2022
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