You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 08, 2025

How'd you pull up?

Extremely common in Australia to ask how you are feeling, usually after a big night out drinking, but also can be used after any strenuous event (long bike ride, marathon, etc.)

Person 1: mate, how'd you pull up?
Person 2: yeah pretty dusty, had 15 beers last night so feel like shit this morning

by howdyoupullupman November 22, 2023

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 15, 2025

Not You

Me.

You are not me. I am not you. I am me.

by Himiko_Toga April 25, 2023

You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Ho is you coo?

Basically another way of saying "are you okay?" "Are you in your right sense of mind?" Other ways of saying it is like for example replacing "coo" with something that is cold like "ho is you winter?"

"guys I just gave my cousin head"
"Ho is you coo?"
"Ho is your Antarctica?"

by Thedefiiiinnerr August 23, 2024

You,ll

A word only used by idiots who cannot tell the difference between a , and an ' on a keyboard.

"You,ll all die tomorrow if you dont like this comment!"
"You'll all die tomorrow if you dont learn the difference between a , and an ' ."

by Alreadyinusebysomebodyelse October 11, 2020