rice burn

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.

Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN

by DUk369 January 25, 2012

Rice Booger

When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.

Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!

by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018

Stirring the rice

To have sex with an Asian from behind.

Dude, were you stirring the rice last night? No, TeTe wouldn't do doggie style.

by Double D and E-Money February 02, 2015

microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 02, 2023

harlem rice paddy

When an Asian man poops on a black womans back.

wonna do a Harlem Rice paddy

by Crazy boy 100 November 27, 2016

Cummy Rice

Signature dish of Mahwah, New Jersey based, ejaculated themed Chinese restaurant Cummy House.

It is made of rice and cum.

I had Cummy Rice and it had a lot of cum in it.

by Cuminyourassharu July 31, 2021

cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

by ChampagneCulo August 03, 2017