Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

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wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.

Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016

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Windows API

A bloody mess of macros, typedefs and compile errors.

WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ERRORS? WHO INVENTED THE WINDOWS API?!

by DavidKiller69 January 29, 2021

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ben window, informally known as “winow” is a bald tall yute who gets mistaken for being gay as he has never touched a woman before. he wonders the streets of leicester like a lost puppy begging homeless people for spare change💰 if you ever see a ben window… run but you cant hide. he has a past of touching little children as he shoves lawnmowers up their ass.

yo dude! is the ben window? RUN!

by touchingkidsisfun! December 10, 2023

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National throw Taja through the window day!

October, 30 Is the day you can take revenge on your BFF good luck.......

Go untill you have time National throw Taja through the window day!

by ~smartguy~ October 30, 2019

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Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 2, 2024

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