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Wet Oscar

(slang) A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's nostril, often with a slight twisting motion, in the same manner as a wet willy.
Darren is such a jerk; he gave me a wet oscar.
by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole March 25, 2022
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Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.
Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.
by Randiesel81 February 4, 2023
mugGet the Wet Bobmug.

Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.
“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”
by bignordierick September 15, 2020
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wet bandaid

When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.
That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.
by Robbyn A July 27, 2023
mugGet the wet bandaidmug.

Wet chocolate

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.
When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"
by UwU_snuggle_me April 2, 2021
mugGet the Wet chocolatemug.

WET DOMINIC

when the rain pours on on the cotswold scarp, dominic enters a cave- hoping to whet his whistle, but comes out dry. A wet dominic is when he comes out whet, and is overjoyed. the wetness comes from a type of snail called the baggus baggus, which is rich in proteins. dominc feast on the sanils, if he eerges whet they were male snails, dry, they were not snails and he was eating stones all along.
fucking heck, thats a wet dominic, must have been the male snails, good season this year
by Patrick Swan November 4, 2021
mugGet the WET DOMINICmug.

Wet Butt

Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.
Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.
by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023
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