catching the crazy turkey

Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)

Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by Silverbeamm December 14, 2014

turkey shake

A brown but hole

I have a turkey shake after I poop

by Shaba Lana nazi January 16, 2014

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey May 20, 2018

Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.

by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018

Turkey clip

a particularly good tasting vahoo on a womans body

dude Stephanie got a hella turkey clip

by monotone21 November 15, 2023

Turf Turkey

A woman from the turf that engages in turf antics, usually has multiple baby daddies

That girl over there is a Turf Turkey

by ToughCookie July 18, 2019

Cold Turkey

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...

Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."

by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025