Shades of Time

The discoloration of the area around the ass-hole due to exessive anal sex and/or shitting. The people more prone to this phenomenon are porn stars and obese individuals. e.g. Jenna Jameson, Dom Deluise

The hot carl that pornstar gave the man after anal sex increased the size of the Shades of Time.

by bhead315 September 25, 2010

One Timed

A phrase used to describe the act of being or getting "fucked up". It is a versatile term that can be shouted out loud to show enthusiasm towards getting "messed up" on whatever you prefer.

Examples:

1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!

by FeedUsMcFetus August 28, 2010

Jackson Time

A situation, whereby a person is typically prone to, or is two-hours late for everything.

He's running on Jackson Time!

by ABF4239 June 12, 2011

tiny time

the act of masturbation on a schedule

Oh damn, it's 12:30 AM- It must be tiny time! Get out your porn!

by PowerPlayersChat April 9, 2007

mo-time

a spare hour or two spent in the company of someone who has a nickname of "MO"
The time must be incredible, and involve an adventure or a pointless roadtrip which leads no-where

I spent mo-time in a car to tescos, before we found out they didnt sell what we wanted.

by Mothepro123 June 12, 2007

shoot time

In the hunting world, the time when legal shooting may commence. Usually one half before sunrise.

There was a Game Warden at my hunting spot, so I had to call and wake up my Dad to verify shoot time.

by steelheader March 26, 2008

Grant-time

grahnt-tahym noun: the act of masturbation.

He refused to open the door during Grant-time.

by American University December 21, 2008