Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

scary times

these times are too scary for me

After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.

by scary times June 7, 2017

Yeet Time

A word used to describe an action, in which a mother, father, or any human being, with the mother's consent, throw the baby, or other forms of a small child, aggressively out a window, door, or any other open object. The person may say, "YEET" while doing this action.

The baby in the movie theater wouldn't shut up. So, I went over to the mom and said, "May I yeet your baby?". She replied, "Yes". Then I yeeted the baby out of the theatre via the door. While I did so, I yelled," Yeet Time!"

by Edwardism January 26, 2019

Alvin Time

When you arrive 10 - 20 minutes after the allotted time you gave a person.

Zo: "Ayyo I'ma be at yo place at 3:30, Alvin Time"
Brown: "Oh, so like at 3:50?"
Zo: "Ya"

by thedarkbrownman November 7, 2009

Hammy Time

A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.

man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefarb doghtne adlr!
(Translation: fuck you your not drunk enough, you can still put together a comprehensive sentence you piece of shit!)

by max sugerman October 15, 2008

belt time

A popular phrase that fans of The Mark Side use to describe the event where the character Boss abuses the character Mark.

"Remember that time in TMS where Boss gave Mark belt time?"

by beltfather November 23, 2019