An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.
by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025
Get the Corn-tard mug.Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
Get the Morning Tard Syndrome mug.When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
Get the Fart tard mug.What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
Get the tard pie asshole mug.A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
Get the Carl Tard mug.by Mackol December 2, 2019
Get the Fuck tard mug.They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.
by Migg83 February 27, 2018
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