the phara syndrome

to have you head shoved so far up ones owns ass, its not even remotely funny anymore and bordering on total douche baggery.

DUDE! you are so suffering from the phara syndrome.

by MR. Kano January 19, 2010

Rentapest Syndrome

A form of mental illness. Symptoms include the tendancy to throw a massive tantrum about the smallest of things, a need to have everything his/her way, and an inability to form friendships with other human beings.

Never trust someone suffering from Rentapest Syndrome, they will inevitably attempt to stab you in the back. Fortunately, someone suffering from this illness is also very stupid, and are more likely to kill themselves than anyone else.

Man: "Here Mr Brown, let me give you a million dollars"

Rentapest Syndrome sufferer: "Get the fuck away from me! These dollar bills are all creased you fuck! I hate you!"

by Tomatoey June 5, 2009

Zombs Syndrome

The grogginess experienced the next morning by one whose Call of Duty 5: World at War or Call of Duty: Black Ops zombie round went on longer than one would have expected. Often felt by one who began a game at around 1:00 a.m.ish and did not finish until 3:30 or 4:00 a.m. Even though one knows that he/she will be experiencing zombs syndrome the next morning, one will not leave the match for fear of being loathed indefinitely by those in the match with him or her because, as those who play the COD(call of duty) know, the match cannot continue or will be incredibly screwed if one player is to leave. And, despite experiencing a slight energy rush between 2:45 and 3:15 a.m., zombs syndrome often sets in before sleep and then fully strikes the affected when he or she wakes up the next morning.

Ehhh 4ish. I'm suffering from mad Zombs Syndrome right now.

by pyrofest981 January 3, 2011

badass syndrome

A disorder which causes the sufferer to take being tough, aggressive, or uncooperative to a whole new level of extreme. A B-A-M-F with NO LIMITS! (Who is usually VERY LOUD!)

Damn! Those Jacobs Girls sure got that badass syndrome. They got it from their Daddy! They got it from their Daddy!

by cmj10690 January 20, 2011

Theart Syndrome

When a band is forced to play a song in a lower key than it was originally recorded due to the singer's inability to reach the original key without making a mistake. It can apply to any band, whether they play original songs or covers. Named after ZP Theart, former lead singer of DragonForce, who made the band tune down between half a step and a full step because he had trouble singing the songs how they were originally made. This is not a necessarily negative thing as some songs are made interesting when in a lower key.

Me: Dude, you're downtuning the song 2 and a half steps?

Abe: Yep, what's wrong with that?

Me: Nothing at all... (walks away and does a facepalm) *whisper* darn Theart Syndrome...

by Usvart Jorge September 20, 2010

Splashback Syndrome

While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.

Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.

by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007

laddusaw-syndrome

When a guy enters into a relationship with a girl and subsequently alienates his friends. examples of this include, but are not limited to; constantly ditching your friends for your girlfriend, letting your girlfriend wear fraternity letters that she hasn't earned, generally siding with your girlfriend even when she is blatantly disrespectful to your friends. The worst part of this syndrome is that the girl in question is NOT worthy of these actions.

When brian's girlfriend yelled at us for no reason he took her side, he must have laddusaw-syndrome because why else would he put hoes before bros?

by aeryn December 26, 2007