Darnell Phinkelberry the second

A Bagel who gets very angry often.

Darnell Phinkelberry the second is a funny little man.

by Randomuser726362772 June 23, 2024

three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"

*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Second AmeriReich

Trump’s second term: full abuse mode. The Orange Führer returns with no brakes, rage-posting executive orders from the golf cart. Cabinet meetings are held over shrimp cocktails at Mar-a-Lago with foreign leaders, megadonors, and Truth Social trolls. Loyalty is law, facts are fake, and the Constitution’s just background noise.

Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.

In the Second AmeriReich, Trump’s back in the candy store—this time with barbed wire around it, a yearly membership fee, and zero refunds. He eats the inventory, blames the cashier, and waddles off with the spoils.

by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.

I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.

by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Second Season Syndrome

Second Season Syndrome comes the week or few days before the playoffs (also known as second season) in major sports, especially when the media coverage starts to become more prominent. It's when fans get so excited and over anxious and start to go a little crazy, and can't wait till game day. It is something only true sports fans experience, as they are extremely loyal fans to their favorite sports teams.

It's Thursday and Second Season Syndrome is starting to kick in.

by Shley Diddy January 15, 2011

second spit

Your best friend dating your ex before a week is up

Man Elijah is getting second spit from amber

by thecccc October 5, 2016