Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 20, 2019

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rusty rake

After you take a shit, if you drop your hairbrush in the toilet before flushing from that day on it's considered a Rusty Rake.

I think that bitch lent me a Rusty Rake now my hair smells like shit.

by R.C. Christian November 24, 2014

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rusty chain

The situation that arises when a person uses anal beads without taking the proper sanitary precautions.

"How'd it go with Merissa last night?"
"Okay, but she didn't clean her butt out, so when we used the beads we ended up with a rusty chain."
"Dude."

by SlowMan92 January 15, 2012

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rusty roethlisberger

to rape someone in the asshole. sexual act is a combination of rusty trombone and ben roethlisberger, who is famous for raping women

The suspect forced himself on the girl when she was in the bathroom, and proceeded to give her a rusty roethlisberger, according to police reports.

by bigbenroethlisberger February 07, 2011

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Rusty Trumpbone

A similar act to the rusty trombone. It’s when Donald Trump gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.

Sean Hannity was all smiles tonight after performing a Rusty Trumpbone on the set with Donny.

by StevieGSpot69 October 17, 2019

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