When you go to Canal Street in Manhattan, NYC (or a similar knockoff hotspot) and load up on all the fake Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Supreme, Fendi, Moncler, Stone Island, Hermes, Chanel, Rolex, Apple, and other designer/expensive stuff you could ever want. Basically a field day for people who want to have "drip" and look expensive but don't have the assets to drop bands on clothing and accessories.
Jordan: Hey Mark, check out my new Rolex, Moncler, and AirPods that I got yesterday!
Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?
Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while
Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.
Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?
Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while
Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.
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For those of a younger generation, a street parade is a chance to dress up in outrageous, tacky or down right slanderous outfits and get excessively intoxicated on a various assortment of narcotics and drinks.
At such festivals and parades, one will find a substantial amount of shirtless men, and to a lesser extent, women. Many of these characters will be above the age at which one can realistically attend these parades (i.e. late forties, when you should be focusing on family and jobs, instead of trying to be young). Those who are of a suitable age to "rave" will no doubt bear resemblance to characters in the hit TV series "Jersey Shore", and those who don't won't look like they're having much fun.
The music will always be some sort of electronic debauchery (unless advertised otherwise), be it House, Electro, Techno, Hardstyle e.t.c.
and anyone with even a minimal grasp of good music will be appalled. Not that one can really hear the music, as the speakers are so loud that all can be heard is thudding bass or some ridiculously high pitched synth.
Raver1: This is epiccccc!
Raver2: Yeah maannnnnn
Citizen1: Fancy going to Street Parade?
Citizen2: I'm all right thanks, having other men's armpits in my face, while listening to rubbish music isn't my idea of fun.
Citizen1: You're right, let's just stay at home, drink beer and have a Barbecue, like normal people.
Raver2: Yeah maannnnnn
Citizen1: Fancy going to Street Parade?
Citizen2: I'm all right thanks, having other men's armpits in my face, while listening to rubbish music isn't my idea of fun.
Citizen1: You're right, let's just stay at home, drink beer and have a Barbecue, like normal people.
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