Robert

A cute, skinny, tall boy who often finds himself in the friend zone with the ladies but has many friends and he is very funny and easy to be around... and of course he loves dogs!! If you ever find a friend like him you should never let him go!

Omg Robert is my favorite!!
We talk about all of our problems

by Coochielover6969 August 7, 2019

Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.

I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

robert gormley

-a really cool guy
- usualy has a foot long if you catch my drift
- can kick your ass

"look out for robert gormley he once killed a deer with his cock

by Amy smith123 November 26, 2010

Robert

Is a great brother and perfect person who has a dodgy tattoo on his right bicep.

Wow look at that Robert.

by Kez n December 2, 2017

Robert

A giga chad with a cock ready to destroy your mother in bed.

"is that Robert?"
"No, it's lord Robert!"

by oojakalabala November 23, 2021

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.

You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024

Robert Vaughn

Can refer to two different lawyer-related people:
(1) A famous Hollywood-actor dude who would puff any law firm ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") on da boob-tube for a fat fee.
(2) A real-life b**ls**t lawyer of da same name as da tough-guy actor mentioned in Definition #1; apparently a lot of people are dissatisfied with him, both for his disgraceful performance and the outrageous fees he charges.

I'd always thought that Robert Vaughn was the "exclusive advocate" for Joe Bornstein until I saw him touting another law-firm in the exact same way in a TV -ad while I was visiting relatives in another state. It kinda reduced my trust in his positive words about "Calling Joe", especially since I actually DID call that law firm for assistance --- as have several of my friends --- and have never gotten any response whatsoever.

by QuacksO October 13, 2018