by Dick DastardIy March 28, 2022
In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.
"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"
Widow-Dicking
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"
Widow-Dicking
by buckeye02 April 14, 2012
(noun) individual partial to the notion of fallacing others in a non-discriminative manner. Generally applied to women wearing an excess of makeup and or body piercings. May also be commonly used when describing a scantly-clad female. -slut -cock nobber -prostitute
by art the great February 08, 2010
by m-stallard August 09, 2016
When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational
Angry for no reason
Bitchyness
Being irrational
Angry for no reason
Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.
by Squilysquil October 25, 2016
When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.
by TheGang608 February 28, 2015
Today I was accidentally flashed some whoopsie dick when my dad was showing me pictures from his vacation.
by Neal Smoot August 14, 2015