clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.

Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?

by Abberdabber February 20, 2016

dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike March 06, 2016

Menstrual clam chowder

Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate

Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home

by Bignz December 10, 2021

grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

crab clam

a clam that has closed on a crab's leg

a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam

by pookiesgramma July 18, 2017

clam child

Basically Dash.

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"

by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022

Glossy clam

Sex move Where a man busts a nut in a woman's vagina, pulls his penis out and immediately goes down on her glossy clam

"He busted inside me and immediately went down on my glossy clam, it was amazing!"

by Rowdy83 July 26, 2023