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ninja bang

To have silent sexual intercourse on the floor with minimal clothes removal, as to avoid discovery of fornication. Usually done by people who still live with their folks or prudish friends.
Juan: yo, we gonna have to ninja bang today, mamacita, cuz my folks are in the next room
by gothaliciouswithcheeze February 13, 2014
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Street Ninja

A black man who specifically goes for Asian women.
This guy talks to every Asian girl in town. He’s a real street Ninja.
by Daisukiii August 2, 2023
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Bin Ninja

The ability to take out your neighbors bin without being seen,spotted or captured
How did you get the bin out without me hearing?
Are you a bin ninja or something?
by Mort702 August 18, 2019
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Shit Ninja

He who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed.
Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe?

Guy 2: Looks like we have a Shit Ninja on our hands!
by ksarmyguy December 22, 2008
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Ninja-ed

Verb
1. Generally used in online gaming, describes the action of completly disspearing from someone's sight while fighting him. After the person dissapears, he generally owns the guy he dodged.
Holy crap dude! That guy just Ninja-ed me. WTF
by Hitokiri0Kenshin April 26, 2006
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Sneaky ninja

When a guy has another guy insert into his girl making her think that it is him, while he quietly slips out the door to wave at her thought the window outside
She was so confused after i pulled the sneaky ninja on her last night
by Joe Randall June 11, 2008
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Forum Ninja

One of the low-lifes who monitor and manage the pitiable and pathetic bungie.net forums. These poseurs consider themselves ninjas for some unknown reason. They believe they have the ultimate power like in "Naruto" and are "1337 H4x025", when in actuality the are morbidly obese geeks who surf the "interweb" in their mother's basements. Forum Ninja's are pathetic excuses for human beings and need to be taught a lesson by real ninja's and deserve a shuriken to the juggular.
Just go to Bungie.net and get banned, whoever bans you is a forum ninja (pathetic moderator who thinks they are "bad ass".
by Icanhazreconz October 8, 2008
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