Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

Slumbering turtle by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

death turtle 

A turtle with the capabilities to kill you by simply crossing the street if you happen to look at it.

"Bro did you just see that Death Turtle?!"
"It's been good." *cries*

death turtle by deathturtle666 August 26, 2016

virginia turtle 

When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.

I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle

virginia turtle by Podium24 August 11, 2016

going turtle 

When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.

It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.

going turtle by Johnny_gilb July 21, 2016

Cum Turtle 

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.

"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"

Cum Turtle by M1. Potato May 28, 2016

Liquid Turtle 

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

Liquid Turtle by Amaram September 6, 2016

Land turtle

When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal

Shut your land turtle ass up

Land turtle by Your friend E October 15, 2016