Super Straight

People that are so desperate for atention that they invented a way to call themselves transphobic without saying transphobic. The kind of people that burn snow to prove that it's a hoax.

-I am Super Straight, I only like real women.
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!

by ZiggyStardustAndTheSpiders March 9, 2021

Straight Heavy

When you're so drunk that you start seeing things clearly and the decisions you've made begin weighing down on you.

Sitting alone at a bar feelin' straight heavy.

by Skatelate121 December 11, 2016

Super Straight

A Neo-Nazi affiliated group under the guise of being a sexuality, using the Nazi symbol SS, in place of two lightning bolts. Transphobic people are funnelled into it, whether they know it's Nazi affiliated or not.

Person 1: I'm super straight, I only date cis people

Person 2: That's a lot of words for neo-nazi

by LangJ March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality created to disguise blatant transphobia

“I don’t want to date a trans person”
“That’s okay, but why?”
“Because they’re not the actually the gender they identify with so that would make me gay. I’m not gay, I’m super straight”

by Luciel Choi March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality for men who take it super straight up the butt

Women don’t like me so I now identify as “super straight”

by Lilmoron March 10, 2021

Super Straight

a group of closeted people

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Is a sexual identity where an individual only is attracted to romantically to a cis person of the opposite sex.

Pat: Would you ever date a trans person or a female.
Sarah: I identify as Super Straight (SS) so I only date cis males.
Pat: That is transphobic.
Sarah: As a Transwoman would you date another Transwoman.
Pat: No I identify as a woman. I only date men.
Sarah: I think you are transphobic & homophobic.

by Freedom4Allz23 August 18, 2022