stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

stone putnam

Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.

person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking

by thebigbadman April 8, 2020

Stoned

Being fucked (literally, emotionally and or psychologically)

Hayley asked to be stoned, but that’s not the sort of stoning that the Arab man is talking about 😉
Smoking marijuana

by Romeo13579 June 9, 2019

on stone

When you are merching/putting something on something. When someone says on stone, you know it's serious. It's something not to be played with or taken lightly, by any means.

On stone, they disrespect scrapp nem again, we gone have to slide!

by Tyrone Lashaundra April 30, 2025

the sharpest corner of a large stone

the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.

When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.

by herobrine049X January 7, 2023

Ubiquity Stone

-noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Master. This stone is orange and can split your consciousness into multiple realities simultaneously.

I want the Ubiquity Stone.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021