stone pillar

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.

I will smash you all with my stone pillar.

by FireShotGamer December 17, 2017

Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Stoned as a brick

when your so stoned and you feel so solid

Dude you look as stoned as a brick

by Dom1441 December 14, 2018

Josh Stone

When you play fortnite and apex legends too much

"Wow, he is such a Josh Stone!"

by SAS RECRUIT S9WR February 13, 2019

Sacramento Stones Deep

A man will take his entire penis and balls and place them into a womans vagina.

Last weekend after the club I got Sacramento Stones Deep on Becky.

by SacStinker January 24, 2018

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

sawyer stone

someone who thinks they are all that and a bag of chips. a pretty mid person with very little friends. could possibly have hemroids. usually spotted outside because he has “alpha” tendencies. can pull your mom but not girls his age.

ayo stop acting like a sawyer stone you’re going to make me nut

by weeniehutjr’s69 January 24, 2022