1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.

2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.
"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."

"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."
by Michael Burton April 20, 2008
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When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 29, 2022
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To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.
I shoe cubed your sister!
by Eclipseguy December 17, 2017
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"I like them jordans where you got them? better yet how bout you come out them shoes."
by Sukoshi Princess October 11, 2022
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when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!
by c_poynter50 July 3, 2011
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When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.
Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!
by tiggytigwam January 21, 2018
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A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.
by Sex zozo February 26, 2019
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