take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

That’s sad

Fucked up, or perceiving a situation as “messed up”

Imagine talking all that bs just to contradict yourself “that’s sad”

“That’s sad “ if you think I care

by Johnny told you so June 17, 2023

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

Sad D

A worldwide sex symbol, you are named this if you are believed to be the hottest woman alive.

Can also mean a woman who is juicy, used sexually.

A name.

E.g

Person: Hewwo Sad D u vewwy seggsy

Sad D: IK I'm very sad d

by Xutie June 22, 2023

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

sad juice

May be referred to alcoholic beverages tragically drunk in situations of solemnity and sadness...

Jerry: "Damn, Daniel's been drinking the sad juice. I guess rejection hit hard for him."

by kasperjazzper November 19, 2025

Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.

Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.

by LauraBlu December 5, 2025