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greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.
I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.
by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023
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chicken an' potatoes

a disastrous combination often leading to the occurrence of: mild to severe cases of spewing liquid, often in the form of bodily fluids. It is recommended to have a bathroom within 25 feet of your location after consuming such foods together.
Lucy - dennng! dem chicken an' potatoes got to my tummay!
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
by cjbaby February 14, 2009
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two time potato

by Thebasicbitch December 9, 2016
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Steaming hot potatoe

2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.
I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"
by Rogerrimjet January 21, 2019
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the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass
Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro
by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019
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Sand in the potato salad

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.
Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.
by Inu_Sensor00 October 27, 2019
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San Franciscan Potato Chips

When a gay man in San Francisco cums on their high end leather sofa, let's it dry, and then consumes the resulting semen chip.
Damn man, go easy on the San Franciscan Potato chips, you're going to spoil your butt lunch.
by s0ull3ss February 9, 2020
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