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Rock Muncher

An unintelligent person who proverbially "munches rocks". Often a political science major. A rock muncher may try to disguise their rock munching by doing non-rock munching things, such as double majoring - however, do not let this fool you, they ARE a rock muncher.
person a: "Did you know that Josh is a political science major? I didn't realize he was a rock muncher."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."
by williamwallace1234 February 1, 2022
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Rock Bandin'

The act of playing Rock Band or Rock Band 2 with a full band either online or locally.
Jeff: Dude! Wanna go Rock Bandin' at Jerry's?

John: Sure man. I call drums!

Jeff: I wanted drums! D:
by InfectedBoot August 6, 2009
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Skipping Rocks

When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023
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Sedimentary rock

Sedimentary rock is the formation of deposited rock being compacted and formed into layers after millions of years
Dead organisms die and fall to the bottom of the water source and after long heat and compaction become peat a creamy brown substance soon to turn into to firm black coal after millions of years.Erosion can also cause sedimentary rock to form when the rock piles and becomes firm and sturdy.
by Cat girl 43222 May 15, 2019
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Rock Boredom

I'm at the airport suffering from Rock Boredom.
by blakebard December 11, 2013
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drop the rocks

What you say to someone when they aren't getting to the point.
Tell us already--drop the rocks!
by エメラルド September 13, 2018
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Tubular Rock

Let me sit upon your tubular rock!!

Pound me with that tubular rock baby!
by Ginger Jesus et May 29, 2017
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