your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan June 10, 2006

your mom

A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.

Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*

by purplehazegirl May 20, 2006

boyds mom

A really big whore thats really old.

I went over to boyds mom's house for head

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

my mom

The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.

:

When "Rachel" introduces "Lauren" (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends,
her friend "Gabby" asks her a question.

Gabby: Hey, where did you come from?
Rachel: My mom.

by Twilght_girl_0012 February 20, 2009

your mom

a cut down, crappy ass come back

-"Dude I was doin your mom last night and she wants me back tonight too, she said something about bringing her girlfriend"
-"Well...umh...Your Mom

by ~_0 April 21, 2003

stevens mom

a stupid ass ho who would sell her self for a hit off the dope pipe

my dad let stevens mom hit the dope pipe for a handi in the walmart parking lot.

by kanibisking November 9, 2010

Sister-Mom

A sister who by blood is a sibling, but happens to play the role of Mother figure as well. (Sibling Co-Parenting)

This can occur for a variety of reasons such as cultural background, parents work schedules or simply having a large family.

Example 1: My sister-mom has helped me raise my grades, helped me focus on my future and is also my best friend.

Example 2: Teacher - "Hey, is that your mom over there? Is she picking you up from school today?"
Student: "Oh, no, that's my sister-mom."
Teacher: *confused look*
Student: "Well, she is my sister, but she also acts like my mom"

by WordWatch January 20, 2018