egg-sucking dog

An individual with an unbreakable habit.

Although this definition is based on a state supreme court case in which a dog was sentenced to death for raiding a chicken coup, the term is most commonly used as a metaphor.

You'll never get that egg-sucking dog Rush off his oxy.

by ambiguator October 18, 2011

Fried egg tits

Tits so saggy and deflated that they look like two fried eggs

That chicks tits are gross, it looks as if two fried eggs where attached to her flat chest

by eboogyman February 07, 2003

reverse eggs in a basket

a painful sex move involving 2 testicles in the anus, and the penis in the vagina simultaneously.

Reverse Eggs in a Basket is the most painful and difficult sex move known to man. Only Evel Knievel and Chick Norris have successfully performed this move

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

Sacramento Egg Beater

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

Satan's Egg Nog

Just another synonym for semen.

"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."

by J.Dahmer September 17, 2006

World Record Egg

“World Record Egg” An very special egg in many peoples hearts. It has out beat the home girl Kylie Jenner in likes on Instagram. Plus it’s actually a really good looking egg if I’m being honest

Kylie Jenner: I have the most likes on Instagram!
World Record Egg: Weird Flex but ok
Kylie Jenner: ...

by BrandNewWhipGotNoKeys January 16, 2019

Cadbury Eggs

A gay man's feces. Called such for the semen in it.

Gary: Franz filled his porcelain nest full of cadbury eggs. I did the filling mythelf.

by The Rainbow Boxer April 23, 2009