stoned

Extremely high on marijuana. High to the point where you can’t hide it.

1: Bro i’m hiiii- as hellllllll
2: Bro your stoned as fuck

by StonedDefinitions January 22, 2022

vagina stone

A clear blue stone: usually the size of a dollop of shampoo (when those shampoo bottles tell you to squirt a dime size) and the stone magically cleanses your slutness

Shalisa went to the store to buy her vagina stone and I'm glad she finally did ugh you could just tell from a mile away that she hadn't gotten hers taken care of.

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 5, 2016

stone

A hard, erect penis

Jim gave me his stone three times last night, it felt so good.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 26, 2019

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."

by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024

Stones Feeling

A ballsy or bullish attitude towards a situation.

"I have a stones feeling we’re going to be spiking up here very soon. Don’t ask how I know." - PandaPunch

by spacecowboy420 June 6, 2022

Chris stone

A talented basketball pro player who is always sexy and bound to be the NBA

Stephen curry: yo u know Chris stone?

Steve ker: yea I hope we get first pick so we can draft him

by Chris stone October 10, 2021

William Stone

Oops, I definitely kissed him in the woods and streaked and played spin the bottle in Chatmoss back in 2007.

His mom was like WILLIAM STONE I'MMA BEAT DAT ASS

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022