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Kream & Sugar Dating

A dating app focused on helping people meet others with Kream & Sugar. Uses voice chat before matching in a virtual cafe to connect users with a social game to prevent ghosting. No Swiping.
John: "Where did you meet your wife?"
Tyler:" We met on Kream & Sugar Dating"
by Kream & Sugar Dating June 6, 2025
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Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on
by retrded man March 18, 2025
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n.
The ambient emotional environment of modern dating applications, characterized by negotiation between curated digital personas that bear a tenuous relationship to the individuals controlling them, a condition in which authentic connection is systematically displaced by the exchange of idealized representations, creating a closed system in which copies interact with copies while originals remain inaccessible.
We've abandoned dating for the pathosphere of simulacra dating—a digital theatre where avatars perform courtship while their creators swipe alone.
by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025
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pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
by TTJR January 20, 2016
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Dating

Verb

Dating - To make eating dates a regular part of one's diet. Compare to the noun Dater.

Noun

Dater - One who makes dating a regular part of their diet
John has been dating lately especially as an appetizer and sugar substitute
by Festus Finlooper January 2, 2022
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Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.
So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.
by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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