A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
Get the cafeteria speed datemug. 
When something or someone is up your arse.
It can be literally or figuratively.
If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
It can be literally or figuratively.
If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
by SawaDough June 5, 2022
Get the Up your datemug. by schneidx October 14, 2023
Get the datemug. by ITExec September 15, 2020
Get the Datemug. When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.
by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021
Get the Date Bombedmug. Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
Get the dating a fetusmug.