middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.

He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags

by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015

Middle school fights

Slapping, kicking, missed punches, and failed fighting skills that middle schoolers like to call “a fight” but in reality it’s just a punch of sissy fighting over a boy named fucking Joshua

Guy 1) did you hear about that fight yesterday with Shaqueque and Laquisha?
Guy 2) what school?
Guy 1) it was one of those middle school fights. two 8th graders

Guy 2) show me that video

Guy 2) *after the video* nah that ain’t no fight

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

asian middle finger

Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone

Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger

by Blargle33 May 8, 2019

Reid middle school

A school with a bunch of lazy bastards and nicotine fiends and ignorant teachers who hold the door open while you pee. A school full of crazy bitches and if you don’t have nic your dead to me hoe.

“Reid middle school is like working in a trash can”

by That sexy bitch Karen December 10, 2019

Straight Down The Middle

A common call and response battle-cry for x-box live, stating that you will run down the middle of the map when the game starts on a suicide run. Common replies include, "Good Luck", "Your Dumb" and "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"

The Game will start in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, START
Gamer 1: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"
Gamer 2: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"
Gamer 3: "You two are dumb"
Gamer 4: "STRAIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE"

by rivertroll May 26, 2009

northridge middle school

A school in Middlebury, IN where a bunch of white preppy white kids try to act black. They also LOVE Donald Trump and there is like two black people who try to be white and preppy. Their also rasist.

Northridge Middle School is a petty white kid school. Go there and youll kys.

by Blopperboii December 4, 2016

Rushing Middle School

The coolest middle school in all of Prosper. We’re definitely better than Rogers, Reynolds, and Hays. We’re the newest, the nicest, and most awesome. Rogers, someone threw a skittle at a pipe and it exploded. Reynolds, you have mold in the band room. Hays, nobody even goes there, you’re non-existent. This definition is definitely not biased.

Hey, where do you go to school?

Oh, I go to Reynolds.

I go to Rushing middle school, please walk away from me right now

Also we suck at football.

by Respectfullyurmother November 17, 2021