That kid sitting behind you in the car with a massive shlong and has the dankest of personality. He tends to lick his fingers when your not looking for good luck
by Rankingcock August 17, 2021
A guy who thinks hes a n amazing parent but is actually terrible at being a parent and is not a good person
by bluesoap March 26, 2023
Matt
by Realtor Joe December 31, 2020
Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.
Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
by townandorcountry April 23, 2023
by Vince519519851 May 23, 2023
by RIBBITE April 07, 2021
Under intense pressures, he cannot get an erection, multiple people think he is homosexual, and he loves street racing and drinking buzz balls
Is that Matt, why can he get a boner
by FortniteBalls68 March 22, 2022