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Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.
The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...
by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018
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Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
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Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot
by Matt presto December 27, 2021
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Got Matt?

When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles
Hey bro can you take me to get something?

Got Matt?
by Opeybeast October 8, 2020
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Matt

Tall, beautiful, charming, makes you feel at ease with oneself. He is a has a big heart, but may get angry a little too easily when someone takes advantage of him. He wants someone to love him unconditionally because he is the same way when he loves someone. Has a hard exterior that guards his heart, but once you get inside the walls, he's super sweet and silly which women of all ages love especially the super hot milk types with big butts and dark hair. They can't help but want to be in his presence especially since he tends to make them feel amazing with his hugs and kisses. He is usually very in tune with a womans body language. He knows what a woman is telling him without any words being said. He is just plain wonderful inside on out even if he may not realize it. I hope one day he does. Maybe there's a special woman nearby that can help him see that about himself.
Matt is the hottest man I've ever seen in my life.
by Bigbootygal81 February 20, 2022
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Matt Ferrugia

Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".
"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"
by Soulful Truth February 9, 2015
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matt haas

most annoying kid you will ever meet
stop being such a matt haas
by maas23 December 5, 2019
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