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Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 5, 2021
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Math

stupid stuff that people use but don’t need because no one is gonna be ⏃ cashier for the rest of their lives
Kid; did you see the math homework???
Kid 2: yea, it’s so confusing like wthhhh
Kid 3: that was so easy, I’m already finished with my homework
Kid 1 and 2: *feel self conscious*
by dryramen69 October 19, 2021
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Cool math games

A BIG JUICY FAT ONE. Basically It's just Porn
by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021
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Math

Math is the most stupidest thing I have ever come across, I've had so many mental breakdowns cuz of this shitty ass thing, if the teacher ever askes me to find the value of x I will say up their ass😋🤞🏼
Math helps you alot in life but a thought that was really stuck in my head today was doing all of this stupid shit and wrecking your life only just to die in the end? But ig thats why you have to make the best of it

Anyways math is stupid but this one math teacher BROOOOO mans so fine if he needs an equation to do I'll let him divide these legs😋🤞🏼
Friend:Math is stupid

Me:Yep fr but the teacher is so goddamn fine😩🙏
Friend:boi🐿what🐿the🐿 hell🐿 boi🐿
by Deeznutsinyomommasmouth September 8, 2021
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Maths

A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion
Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021
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P: "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."
by wbamo! September 12, 2021
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math folder

Classmate: what colour is your math folder

Me: Green
by vivuiuhivyi September 14, 2021
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