Hails from Long Island, New York, specifically the Oak Beach Inn in Hampton Bays. Said to be invented by bartender Robert "Rosebud" Butt. The original recipe called for one ounce of vodka, gin, tequila, and light rum, a half-ounce of triple sec, a dash of lemon juice, and a splash of cola. Today it is served many different ways, but the best place to get one is at any bar on Long Island.
John: "Yo I finally got that bitch Sarah to climb in bed with me"
Steve: "What you give her, a Rohypnol?"
John: "No I just made her a couple Long Island Iced Tea's and she was glad to get in bed with me”
Steve: "What you give her, a Rohypnol?"
John: "No I just made her a couple Long Island Iced Tea's and she was glad to get in bed with me”
by FonzieFonzFonz October 27, 2004
by Mike D-O-double-jizzle July 14, 2003
Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
by Long Dong Dacklin December 20, 2016
When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.
Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"
Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"
Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"
Girl:"mmmm kinky"
Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"
Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"
Girl:"mmmm kinky"
by Jon bon the gon gon December 29, 2019
A jovial expression, stating the humorousness of a picture of the character Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck being elongated through a photo editor.
by ha_ha_long_kanaya September 05, 2020
A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021
Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018