by Mike D-O-double-jizzle July 14, 2003
Get the Long Izzle Ice Tizzlemug. Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017
Get the Long Dong Ping Pongmug. A jovial expression, stating the humorousness of a picture of the character Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck being elongated through a photo editor.
by ha_ha_long_kanaya September 5, 2020
Get the Ha Ha Long Kanayamug. When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.
Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"
Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"
Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"
Girl:"mmmm kinky"
Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"
Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"
Girl:"mmmm kinky"
by Jon bon the gon gon December 29, 2019
Get the Dong a long sing a songmug. by Meme Acount December 12, 2018
Get the Long Christmas Sock Actmug. Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
by schlong Chong August 19, 2018
Get the this ain’t no long dick on a midgetmug. 18 months are not 1,5 years y’all, maybe 6... maybe 10, maybe forever so sorry I can’t answer this. But if you really want the answer ask one direction. (Please come back it’s been 6 years and we all miss you so much)
How long are 18 months?
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”
A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”
A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
by 18monthstheysaid May 5, 2021
Get the How long are 18 months?mug.