Logan

Logan is a very kind and empathetic guy who cares for the people around him. He is a good Christian and wholeheartedly denies the existence of evolution, and as a result, will fall prey to natural selection. When he speaks his voice may remind you of a sweet and loving little girl pestering you to buy her something from Mr Whippy. If you listen too long you could become inspired to achieve greatness or get a throbbing headache and there's always the possibility that you bleed from your ears.

Guy 1: Did you know that brown is actually just dark orange.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.

by Obama234 April 26, 2020

Logan DeCosta

A name given to rednecks that hate everything that crosses their path. Normally have passions for beer and lack of motivation when it’s time to get things done. They can really pack a belch and some heat. Takes one deep. Will not meet in any parking lots.

Person 1: dang man this new guy is a hack
Person 2: I know looks like we have another Logan Decosta on our hands
Person1: Time to put in my notice

by NB97 April 3, 2019

logan

small dick

wow that logan has a small dick

by AQSET,L'[?P;JGFDWS October 7, 2018

loganitis

the feeling when you miss a guy named logan

She has a bad case of loganitis

by izzuuu December 8, 2025

Logan

the kindest most amazing person you will ever meet. if a Logan likes you, marry that man.

Logan is my favorite person ever

by not.bxtton December 10, 2022

logan

a very strong male simply better than his others, other than his friends

watch out logan is about to deadlift 540

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Logan Ty Fletcher

Someone who people think is gay but isn't, who makes tons of friends and try to keep them. They are also very likely to join a gang and kill their way to the chairman's position. OH, and they love the homies.

Man, he looks gay, acts nice, but is a gang boss, that Logan Ty Fletcher.

by zxcvbnk March 3, 2022